Since I'm bored, I decided to compile a tidy list of homerun calls from various Sportscenter anchors that I like, because Sportscenter was actually good back in the day. In no particular order:
Craig Kilborn - "Good wood. Solid spank. Major league crank."
Kenny Mayne - "Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"
Kenny Mayne - "This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!"
Kenny Mayne - "He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield."
Kenny Mayne - (obviously for a players first career HR) "That's his first homerun. The media pressure will be intense for his second."
Keith Olbermann - "It's deep, and I don't think it's playable."
Karl Ravech - "Two words...YARD WORK!"
Steve Berthiaume - "Say hello to my lil friend!"
Anyway, if you're scoring at home (or even if you're by yourself!) I'm pretty much a big Kenny Mayne fan. But anyway, just thought it might be cool to quickly compile this list.
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